Quiz: Grizzled Old Prospector, Euphemism for Penis, or Hall of Fame Baseball Player?

Each of these nicknames is either that of a grizzled old prospector, a euphemism for a man’s penis, or a hall of fame baseball player. Can you tell which is which?

  1. Old Pete
  2. Little Louie
  3. Chicken Man
  4. Poosh ‘Em Up Tony
  5. Wahoo Sam
  6. The Heater From Van Meter
  7. Pud
  8. Ol’ Stubblebeard
  9. Sliding Billy
  10. Old Tomato Face
  11. The Eck
  12. Smiling Tim
  13. Honest Joe
  14. Old Aches and Pains
  15. Poosh ‘Em Up Tony
  16. Rube
  17. Little Napoleon
  18. Orator Jim
  19. Old Hoss
  20. Bucketfoot Al
  21. Memphis Bill
  22. Pie
  23. Big Poison
  24. Sweet Swingin’ Billy from Whistler
  25. Cool Papa
  26. Three Finger
  27. Sir Hugh

Answer: They are all hall of fame baseball players, from this delightful list, but damned if each one couldn’t be all three.

It’s fun to replace the pit bulls in these images with alligators. I also discovered the most bad ass page on Wikipedia: 

List of fatal alligator attacks in the United States by decade

National High Five Day is this Thursday, April 17th. (The third Thursday in April.) It is a fake holiday some friends and I started in college in 2002, and has grown to be something that even the WWE makes custom videos for.

My friend Greg has always desired to harness the feel good energy of NH5D to do something even bigger, and has spent the past four years focusing the goodwill towards raising money for cancer research the week of NH5D. It’s a fully licensed, certified non profit group, giving to reputable cancer research facilities. Lots more info, as well as a donate link here:

http://nh5d.com

High Five!

Awesome Frog Thor art by Kyle Latino

This gif from our Fist of Fury RiffTrax is so popular that Jimmy Fallon is going to parody it on the Tonight Show this evening.
http://www.rifftrax.com/video/fist-fury

This gif from our Fist of Fury RiffTrax is so popular that Jimmy Fallon is going to parody it on the Tonight Show this evening.

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/fist-fury

(Reblogged from televandalist)

joshreads:

Man it’s like SOMEBODY doesn’t even get that I’m tryin to write a novel here

Sorry Josh, not fooling anyone here:

(Reblogged from joshreads)
Japanese bathroom decorated in “Snoopy’s fat brother Olaf” theme

Japanese bathroom decorated in “Snoopy’s fat brother Olaf” theme

In Fist of Fury, Bruce Less sadly does not take on The Green Yamo, but our RiffTrax for it is nevertheless still very funny: http://www.rifftrax.com/video/fist-fury

The old “Illustrated Wildlife Treasury” commercial from the 80s had the most badass 1-800 number

Commentor “JIM” seems cool. Looks like he leaves similar messages on various sites from Variety, to screenrant, to eonline.

Fortunately, we have skeptics such as Daniel, who dare to question JIM’s claims: