This sounds like a joke, but it is not:

If you live in a state where you’re lucky enough to have bottle rockets to launch off today, please do this and send me the video:

1. Attach a mini American flag to the bottom of the bottle rocket

2. Crank up Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen

3. Light the bottle rocket at the “Town full of losers and I’m pulling out of here to win” part @ 3:42

4. The rocket should launch the flag into the air at the climactic moment of the song.

If even one person does this it will be spectacular, even cooler than this MS Paint rendition below, if you can imagine:

My request from last year still stands people. Let’s top the sole person to do this last year, my friend Pres: